A vampire deterring kind of breakfast

August 9, 2012: Well, my reoccurring phobia of being stalked by Edward Cullen can be put to rest for today as long as I hang around my sister for the entirety of it. She ate garlic bread for breakfast. Hold on a second, this is not as delicious as some of you weirdos may find it to be. If you're thinking, "Garlic bread for breakfast? AWESOME!"....Don't. This was not your usual, yummy, warm, melty and buttery bread that makes your tummy sing and your taste buds go "Oh yeah, baby!". Nope. This was cold (as in, straight from the fridge), leftover, Safeway select brand, splits-in-the-middle garlic bread that was passable the first night you ate it but should never make a reappearance in your diet after that initial meal. And she washed it down with a glass of milk. I nearly gagged on my yogurt and granola.

I've got to be honest, I thought that this blog was going to die out after a few posts due to redundancy. The fact that it hasn't has surprised me. I'm not complaining, but I cannot believe that Maddie is still discovering stranger ways to confuse us every morning.

Also. I had my worries that with the world watching her every breakfast-related move, she would either take it as a challenge to eat something weirder every day, or give up entirely and turn to a strict cereal diet just to spite us. I've been pleased to observe that she has remained apathetic and uninfluenced during her meal decisions which cannot be a simple task while under this type of odd scrutiny. KEEP ON ROCKING THE STRANGE MEALS, MADDIE!